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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 3, 2011 23:21:27 GMT
![]() 200 BY 200 IMAGE [/img] prongs, I'll bet you ten galleons you can't toss your textbook through Binns' crotch. -pads [/center] |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 4, 2011 15:11:16 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] padfoot , I am head boy, how could you suggest such a thing?! Lily would think that I'm immature and irresponsible.
In other words: challenge accepted.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 4, 2011 20:52:25 GMT
prongs, I still don't know how the whole Head Boy thing came about. I mean, yes, you're brilliant, but Head Boy? What was Dumbledore thinking, giving another Marauder a leadership position? You'd think he'd notice the way we've used Remus' Prefect status over the years. Not that I'm complaining. I will never forget the look on Snivelly's face when you took 20 points from Slytherin.
What, are you waiting for? Do it already. -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 4, 2011 21:51:54 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] padfoot , I don't understand it either. The amount of times I've been close to expulsion... but I guess that was ages ago. Well, about three months ago, but that's a long time to me.
Can I give you the galleons instead? I'm trying to prove a point to somebody and this would ruin it...
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 4, 2011 22:25:16 GMT
prongs, We haven't almost been expelled that many times. Although, I must agree that we've been a bit off this year. I know it's only the beginning of term, but we should probably step it up before we lose our reputation. 2 detentions is hardly trouble-making.
Coward. There. See that? A bit high, but fairly close to the crotch. I suppose you don't have to give me the galleons since I did it, but you definitely owe me. That'll raise my detention count to 3. -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 5, 2011 18:43:45 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] padfoot , I love how it took him about four seconds to even notice. I can't tell if he's angry or not, his voice is too monotone.
I am not a coward, I'm just proving a point, like I said. Once I've got what I want I'll throw Snivellus through his crotch if it'd make you happy.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 6, 2011 1:35:53 GMT
prongs, I know. That was was a bit of a delayed reaction. I reckon it was funnier that way... I've never had a detention with Binns before. What do you think he'll have me do? Will he even remember?
Right...well, good luck getting Evans to go out with you. I'm still not sure it's possible. She's a bit of a prude, if you don't mind my saying so. But, to each his own, I suppose. Would you really throw Snivellus at Binns just for me? I'm flattered. We should really get to that before the end of this year. It would be an excellent way to go, don't you think? -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 6, 2011 17:10:42 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] pads , No idea. I doubt he'll remember. I wouldn't bother turning up, what's he gonna do about it? Float through your body and drone on at you?
Well it might (probably won't) interest you to know that she's agreed to go to the ball with me. I have no idea why, but she has. Just as friends, but she won't be able to resist me when she sees me in dress robes.
I need no reason to annoy Snivellus, and irritating Binns at the same time would just be an added bonus. But if it makes you happy to think I'd be doing it for you, then so be it.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 6, 2011 21:50:36 GMT
prongs, You're probably right... Besides, I've got better things to do than sit around, doing Merlin knows what with Binns. Fancy a trip to the kitchens before Astronomy? I'll bet the house elves are missing us. You know how they get after the holidays...
You're joking! Do me a favor and keep this from Moony for as long as you can. I bet him five galleons in third year that she'd never go out with you. Remus doesn't tend to forget about things like that... Really, though, she's going to the ball with you? Friends, my arse.
Well, the greasy hair and the enormous nose is reason enough for anyone, wouldn't you say? He's practically asking for it. Seriously, though, I've just had an epiphany. We can get out of almost anything in this class. Binns barely notices anything as it is and he's too old and dead to remember any of the detentions he gives. We should consider showing up more often. Think of the havoc we could wreak! -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 7, 2011 6:59:56 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] pads , No, i do not fancy a trip to the kitchens. Haven't you been listening to anything I've been saying? Stop trying to tempt me.
You bet she'd never go out with me?! I'm offended, pads. You doubted my magnificence? It'll be hard to keep it from him if he sees us at the ball together. Are you going to that? I think that I owe you a dance, if so.
I refuse to wreak havoc with you. He's just a poor old ghost. Dumbledore wouldn't be happy if his favourite ghostie was distressed.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 8, 2011 0:03:14 GMT
prongs, If I don't tempt you, who will? Honestly, you're losing your touch, mate. Trying to be a role model for the ickle firsties? Being good is boring. I refuse to let you become as boring as Evans. She will not drag you down.
Even you must admit your chances weren't looking too good back in third year. In my defense, it was right after that time she pushed you into the lake... As for the Moony problem, I'll make sure to keep him drunk distracted. I do need a date, though. I suppose I'll wait until the last minute again. It's something of a tradition and I'd hate to break it during our last year... Besides, I've had girls lined up since the day we got on the train.
Hey, you never know. Dumbledore's got a strange sense of humor. He actually gave us points once. Remember? You will most certainly wreak havoc with me. James Potter, you are not going to force me to do something you won't like. I'll do what I have to do to make sure you got out with just as big a bang as I do. -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 8, 2011 11:22:47 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] pads , I don't care about the first years, they can do whatever they want. In fact, they should fuck things up. On my first day I was already trying to curse Snivellus. It didn't work out well, but that was only because he'd clearly been spending all of his life practising the Dark Arts and I'd been spending it trying to teach my cat to dance. Stuff like that (except when it involves Snivellus) doesn't appeal to me as much anymore. I am becoming boring, I'm sorry. You carry on being an immature git for the rest of your life, I won't mind.
You make a fair point. But I was a bit of a loser in third year. By my standards, anyway. And that was before Snivelly called her a mudblood. I don't understand why she ever forgave him for that. But I thank him kindly for it, I feel it made her love me more. At least his purist ways are good for something.
You've had girls lined up? Oh, Pads, don't kid yourself, they were lining up for me. We all know that everyone hated you the first time you got the train. Then I took you under my wing out of pity. Without me, you would be nothing. I think you owe me for that. I'll have that ten galleons.
I don't want to go out with a bang. I want to stroll out of the door, a tear in my eye and Evans on my arm, you on a leash by my side, and to walk mournfully away as Dumbledore waves to me. There would be a statue of me in the school, of course, to remember my magnificence. No more havoc-wreaking, I've done enough of that for the past six years.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 8, 2011 18:03:06 GMT
prongs, I plan on it. Being an immature git is ten times more entertaining than being a boring old man. If you choose to walk this path, you'll never be able to teach cats to dance again. You won't be able to hex Snivelly. You won't be able to sneak out to the kitchens when you get hungry. You won't be able to pull off epic holiday-themed pranks (am I in charge of those now?). What sort of existence is that?
I don't know why anyone would forgive him. Again, I'll point out the grease and the enormous nose. Oh, and I'll add the part about the weird curses he uses. There is nothing normal or forgiveness-worthy about that. Nothing. But, Evans will be Evans. In a contest between you and Snape, you will come out on top every time.
I know you didn't see it because you were too busy staring at the back of Evans' head, so I thought I'd tell you I rolled my eyes. I am obviously the best-looking wizard at Hogwarts (aside from Dumbledore, of course). Besides, you didn't take me under your wing. I only sat with you on the train because all of the other compartments were full. I owe you nothing. In fact, if anything, you owe me ten galleons for tossing that book.
A very elegant exit. I can respect that, though I don't know if I can go along with it. I think I'll have to leave my mark on the school before I leave for good. Hard to believe we're graduating this year, isn't it? You say 'no more havoc-wreaking' now, but I don't think it's going to last. Have you ever gone even a week without doing something interesting? -pads |
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Post by JAMES POTTER on Oct 8, 2011 18:21:05 GMT
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] pads , I could do all of that stuff if I wanted to. But I don't want to. Except for hexing Snivelly, I'll always want to do that. He owes me now anyway. In fact, everyone owes me. I'm such a good person, always giving and never taking. You could put a halo over my head and I wouldn't look out of place. I'm giving you the duty of pulling all pranks on my behalf.
You sat by me on that train because you were sexually attracted to me. The magnetism between us was too strong, and you just had to do it. I, however, felt unable to return these feelings as I was too caught up with Lily. Perhaps if you'd met me first I would now be obsessing over you instead. Everyone else on the train felt that same magnetism to me, except for Lily, much to my dismay. You owe me nothing, only because I didn't throw that book. If I had, you would've been giving me ten galleons for that, and ten galleons for raising you as a respectable young man.
Yes, I've gone more than a week without doing a prank. Remember that time I was sick for like a month? I did barely anything then. I'm turning over a new leaf though. We're nearing a week now and all I've done is make a portrait spit butterbeer in a Slytherin's face. I will leave the school as I have said. I will also keep you as a pet once I have left. We could live in the forest together!
I think that I need to stop imagining myself as your husband. Anyone but you would find it weird.
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 8, 2011 20:39:43 GMT
prongs, Er...are you feeling alright? Is James Potter actually telling me he doesn't want to pull pranks and teach cats to dance anymore? Or, is this all an elaborate joke? I'd prefer the latter, I think. You really won't come to the kitchens with me? Even Moony sneaks down to the kitchens! He's a good person, too. And, I personally feel that you would look terrible with a halo over your head. It's too cliche. I won't allow it. Do I really get to be in charge?
Obviously, I was sexually attracted to you. I've been sexually attracted to you since the day we met (...on the train). I just couldn't resist. I really don't owe you anything, though. Even if you did raise me as a 'respectable young man' Since when was I respectable?. I am truly grateful, but I need my ten galleons for the Hogsmeade trip next weekend. Zonko's needs my money more than you do and I'm running out of Dungbombs.
Of course I remember! It was a horribly boring month... You just lay in bed the whole time. And, we visited! And brought sweets...and Remus brought homework which I'm sure you were eternally grateful for. I suppose you're not completely hopeless yet. As long as you continue to mess with the Slytherins, I'll know you've not contracted a fatal disease. Also, you will not keep me as a pet. You know how I hate leashes even if that collar you bought me for Christmas last year is sort of cool.
I find it completely normal. But, I'm not a very good representative for the rest of the universe. I wouldn't say I'm quite normal (because normal is BORING). -pads |
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