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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 4, 2011 15:29:33 GMT
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 4, 2011 22:34:01 GMT
prewett, Well, he doesn't notice much aside from textbooks going through his crotch, does he? I have a theory that he bored himself to death. Honestly, it sounds plausible, yeah? As for what we'll actually use this rubbish for, I can't think of anything. It's more of a Ministry thing, isn't it? Regulations and requirements and whatnot. Though, why we're expected to know anything about the 548th Goblin War is beyond me. I usually skive off or nap during this class. -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 4, 2011 22:41:56 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, lmao yes the awkward moment when you get hit in the crotch with a book... Wow Black that is quite an intellegent theory, consider me very impressed by your intellegence level that no one can compare ;P I wonder if he would notice if everyone ditched this class... You sleep in this class! and all this time I was pretty sure you were staring at my beautiful face. Now that really hurts! ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 4, 2011 23:25:01 GMT
prewett, I didn't even get my ten galleons for that. All I got was a sodding detention. Who knew Binns actually paid attention to anything? I suppose my brilliant theory explains it all, though. He's dead. He can choose what he wants to notice. Still, this one theory is hardly a testament to my intelligence. I think you'd get a better idea of my IQ if you recall that time last year when the suits of armor mysteriously began insulting Slytherins as they passed. That was brilliant. Not to worry, though, Prewett. I assure you I stare at your beautiful face plenty. I just do it while you're not looking because, unlike some people James whose names shall go unmentioned, I am not a stalker. -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 5, 2011 18:34:58 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, I am pretty sure even ghosts notice when things go through their crotches... Ha! I remember that, it was very entertaining actually. And they "mysteriously" insulted the Slytherins. Good point, well thank you for paying attention to my beauty. I am starting to thing some people James shouldn't stalk some people Lily because the one being stalked may start to hurt avoid him in a very rude manner. ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 6, 2011 1:42:39 GMT
prewett, Well, you wouldn't be so sure if I hadn't done it. I mean, really, who would have guessed? He's completely oblivious to almost everything else. Why should he notice a book going through his crotch? The detention was uncalled for. I was being considerate, allowing him to feel again or whatever.
Well, I for one found it extremely mysterious. Really, I've got no idea who could have been behind it. No, actually it was me. And, I'm glad you appreciated it. I thought it was sodding hilarious. McGoogles, on the other hand, did not enjoy it as much as we did. Though, I'm still of the firm belief she only gave me that week-long detention because she wanted to spend more time with me.
May start? I think you meant 'may have started'. This person Evans has been hexing our nameless friend James since first year. I think we've passed the 'may start' mark. -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 6, 2011 19:39:36 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, lmao you were being reasonable. How would you feel if I just whipped a book at your crotch! But then again he's a ghost so I guess yours would be physical pain but he must be in a lot of emotional pain. You think every detention you get is uncalled for...
It made my day, especially since one of the slytherins had tripped me a little while earlier. Of course that would be the only reason she would give you detention. She must love to spend time with you. Because every authority figure just loves you that much.
Okay you have a point there, how about we replace 'May Start" with 'Murder' or 'Set on fire', is that better. But then again I doubt said person Lily would go that far but who knows, people surprise us. ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 6, 2011 21:40:10 GMT
prewett, That's completely different. Whipping a book at a ghost's crotch is just good for entertainment. I mean, it's not like it actually does anything besides causing massive amounts of emotional pain. But, if you whipped a book at my crotch, I'd likely murder you. I don't think you'd appreciate that. Honestly, though, I don't think I should get a detention every time I try to liven up everyone's lives.
I don't know if I would say every authority figure... Slughorn doesn't like me very much. I reckon it's because of that poem I wrote about him. 'He brews a mean pot of sludge when he's not eating fudge'. Brilliant. I say the man's got no sense of humor. Anyway, I have no doubt that McGoogles loves me. Once, she winked in my general direction though she might have been blinking.
That sounds more reasonable. Though, I doubt Evans has the bullocks to murder and/or set anyone on fire. She's a bit of a goody two-shoes. I suppose if James made her angry enough and there weren't any professors around... -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 7, 2011 0:25:17 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, Wow, your sympathy levels seem to be dropping by the minute. You are right, I frankly don't enjoy being murdered by you as tempting as it may sound. Okay you do have a point there, without you in class I would probably die of boredom so I shall reward you with a sugar quill or maybe some chocolate frogs later.
ha! You should be a famous poet. Can you write me one of those wonderful poems? Oh yes Sirius because not even she can resist you. Bet she thinks your the best thing that ever happened to this house. Without you there would be no gryffindor. I do hope you can sense the heavy sarcasm or else i would be concerned
I must agree with that statement, I mean honestly you never want to be with her when she's angry. But I have a feeling it may come since I am one of her best friends and apparently people think I'm not a good influence, ridiculous right? ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 8, 2011 0:24:34 GMT
prewett, I had not sympathy to begin with. Really, you should know that by now. Still, you have to admit I would make a pretty sexy murderer. How ironic is it that, as I threaten you with murder, you thank me for saving your life? I don't know about you, but I found that pretty entertaining. You have potential, Prewett (and I look forward to my reward).
That's what I said! Funny, Slughorn didn't seem to agree with me. You're right, though. Without me, Gryffindor would be an empty shell. I make this house and don't you forget it. I am the King of Sarcasm. I do not miss it. Ever.
You, a bad influcene? Never. Don't worry, people tell me I'm a bad influence all the time. Embrace it, for it is a good thing. 'Bad influence' translates to 'not boring' in my mind. Better to be a bad influence than Snape a smarmy git. -sirius PS- Your poem: Your hair is light blonde, Your eyes are bright blue; I am quite hungry, Is tonight's dinner stew?
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 9, 2011 16:11:00 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, You're right, my mind simply must be out of place today. Yeah I agree with that, sexiest man in Askaban if you ask me ;) Even murderers have redeeming qualities and actions to them that deserve to be rewarded. You very much should look forward to it because it would be the best reward ever!
I shall do my best to never forget it.
Really they do tell me that! Apparently I get in too much trouble at parties, or my curiousity gets the best of me. Our school needs bad influences like you and I to try and get life here more exciting. Oh Sirius you really shouldn't be so cruel to the kid, haven't you heard of Karma? ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 11, 2011 22:31:39 GMT
prewett, There was really no question as to who the sexiest inmate would be if I ever ended up in Azkaban (which, looking at a lot of the things I've done in the past, is not actually that hard to imagine). I suppose I deserve a reward for my good looks, my style, my charm... Merlin, I could go on for days. But, for your sake and for the sake of my parchment (because I'm running low already), I will refrain from continuing.
Never ever. I mean it. And, the day that you inevitably do, expect me to be there to beat it back into your head.
Too much trouble at parties? There is no such thing as 'too much trouble'! Ever. Really, what sort of people are you talking to these days? They must have some awfully big sticks up their arses. As for karma, I've already accumulated enough of it to last me a lifetime. I think, so far, I still owe more than I'm due. -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 13, 2011 19:39:09 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, You are quite right, I have no hesitation imagining you ending up there but don't worry I shall visit you once a month, well if Askaban even allowed visiting hours. Is it just me or do you keep getting more arrogant by the second. Oh and I'm pleased you aren't going to continue that list because you would waste so much parchment.
I never forget anything and you know that. The only way I would forget it was if someone physically harmed me and gave me brain damage or something but that isn't very likely.
You know, the studious ones who try and keep me from getting distracted in class and pay attention to what is being taught. They are doing a pretty crummy job of it right now. Again, with all that Karma you are obviously not going to have a good life ahead of you. ~Alice <3 |
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Post by SIRIUS ORION BLACK on Oct 14, 2011 1:22:33 GMT
prewett, Once a month? You're holding out on me! Once a week, at least. It can't be too much fun in there and I'd hate to go more than a few days without company besides the Dementors, of course. You know how I get about loneliness. We can't have that, now can we? Also, for the record, I've had to ration my parchment because of my addiction to passing notes in class.
Well, if someone ever tries to harm you or give you brain damage, you owl me straight away. I'll take care of it.
Clearly you've been hanging out with the wrong sort of person. You need a pick-me-up. Are you coming to the victory party next weekend? We're planning it in advance because there's absolutely no way we can lose to Slytherin. I can promise there's going to be good food. And good company...and probably a good amount of firewhiskey. Have I convinced you yet? -sirius
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Post by ALICE BONNIE PREWETT on Oct 16, 2011 16:16:57 GMT
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] Sirius, Okay fine once a week but that's the least I am going. Mostly because I doubt I will have time to visit Askaban once a week even if it is to visit you. I bet the dementors make lovely company of course I will visit. Can't have you going through a mental breakdown because of loneliness. Oh you and your strange addictions =P
Then it would surely make you end up in askaban. I think now we know how you will end up in Askaban.
Hmmm a party that celebrates the failure of Slytherin in Quidditch, has amazing pastries, great company like you, and a chance to get drunk. I wouldn't miss it for the world =D ~Alice <3 |
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